Seat Selection
Its entertaining to see how people size you up when deciding that you’re a worthy candidate to sit next to. I feel like people assess on a scale from 1 to damn this motherfucker is crazy if I’m worthy of being sat next to. In the end it’s only a seat. And then there’s the people who try to bring logic into the seat selection process by asking “What stop are you getting off at?” To decide who should sit closer to the aisle,Like the 5 seconds it would take you to get up will make for a much more efficient commute for that person. Just to screw with them I should just tell everyone I’m getting off at the first stop to make them sweat it out for their entire commute home. There is nothing I can think of that you can do sitting on a train seat that would be a huge inconvenience when you’re asked to get up because this is my stop. Quite frankly, if you’re gonna be curing aids or cancer on your commute home, I’d like to be involved in that.
